I've been told
I'm a Bad Mom
I'm holding out
You see
There is a "certain Red Head" who is kindly been named
H1
who thinks
"I'm a Bad Mom"
for not
"gifting her"
Her "oh so chosen gift
Before Her 18th Birthday.
If I was
"such a bad Mom"
Would I have "so allowed" this Little Red Head
To Dress Like a Ninja Turtle and Go Trick or Treating at Such a
"Fine Young Age"?
Or Act so "Gangster" in Such a "Fine Attire"?
Or "Be Left Unattended" with Such Fine Goods as these
at The FarmChicks Show?
Or Been Able to "Be Royality" with her Bestie and also so named an "H"
For a Weekend?
Or Paint Trees in The Backyard when we have enough fine trees already Planted?
Or let her ride in Police Cars?
"Just Because"
Or Act Like Such a Tom Boy when she's really such a Little Girl in my Heart?
Or Hang with Such A Bunch of Other Tom Boys every Summer and Get so Grungy Dirty that we have to stop apologizing for the dirty clothes every weekend?
I must be such
"A Bad Mom"
Because I get Smiles Like This Every Day
And Random Notes that Tell Me
So This Bad Mom is
"Holding Out"
She can wait to
"Get The Goods"
Because as she learned along time ago
Tantrums never worked to get her way.
(but she's such a good kid she usually got what she wanted anyways)
This time
she just has to wait
